An attractive american girl was tripping down a street in Paris, minding her own business, when a young Frenchman picked up her trail. He followed her for a block or two, murmuring gentle compliments she became angrier every moment and at the end of the third block founded over to a gendarme. “That man has […]
The painter Gilbert Stuart met a woman he knew, who greeted him with: “I saw your self-portrait yesterday, and i kissed it because it was much like you.” “And did it kiss you in return?” “Of course not,” she answered, laughing. ”Then it was not like me,” said Stuart.
Anil : Aaj bazar mein bahut kichad thi. Ek aadmi bechara chalte chalte gir pada to rahgeer hasane lage, Keval mein nahi hansa. Kamal : Tum kyun nahi hansen? Anil : Kyon ki girne wala to mein hi tha.
Customer asked, how much for a haircut ? Barber answers, seventy five pence. Customer again asked, how much for a shave ? Barber says, Fifty pence. Customer says, okay, shave my head.
One of the Drama company wants to enact on to the story of the Ramayana, but the problem is role related to Hanuman, they are searching for big man which have suits the role of Hanuman. They got the solution from one Pathan which is powerfully built and very tall near about six feet.. As per […]
Happy Diwali 2013 SMS ke sath Wishes aur Text Messages in Hindi English bhasha mein Yaha diye gaye hai, Aur Diwali Meaning Bhi diya gaya hai. Diwali ka tyohar India mein bahut jyada mahatva rakhta hai, aur is tyohar ke din sabhi log apne gharo mein maa laxmi aur shree vishnu bhagwan ki pooja rakhte […]
Ek aadmi ko bhikhari ne roka, babuji ek rupaiya de jaiye maine teen din se khana nahi khaya hai. Ek rupaiya to bahut hai, chaar aane se tumhara kaam nahi chal sakta? aadmi ne poocha. Bhikhari ne utar diya, aap ko ek rupaiya dena hoto to dijiye. Chaar aane dekar mera business kharab mat kijiye.